Find Your Fellow Forest Dweller

Browse thousands of profiles from cryptids all over the world. Your perfect match might be just one blurry photo away!

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WildWoodWilliam, 127

8'4" • Canadian Rockies • Sasquatch
"Experienced cryptid seeking a nature-loving partner for long moonlit walks and territorial howling. I enjoy collecting pine cones, startling campers, and traditional wood-knocking. No hunters, please."
Interests:
Berry foraging, astronomy
Looking for:
Serious relationship
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MysticMountainMary, 89

7'8" • Appalachian Mountains • Wild Woman
"Spiritual forest goddess seeking an enlightened cryptid companion. I practice meditation, herbalism, and interpretive howling. Must love crystal collecting and full moon rituals."
Hobbies:
Crystal healing, yoga
Ideal date:
Sunrise on mountain peak
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RockinRangerRick, 156

9'2" • Sierra Nevada • Bigfoot
"Young at heart cryptid looking for adventure! I play guitar (carved from fallen trees), love 80s music, and have been known to photobomb hiking selfies. Seeking fun-loving forest friend!"
Talents:
Music, photography evasion
Fun fact:
Can mimic any bird call
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ScholarlySnowbeast, 203

8'7" • Rocky Mountains • Yeti
"Intellectual cryptid with PhD in Cryptozoology (correspondence course). Love deep conversations about forest ecology, mythology, and the best hiding spots from documentary crews. Seeking brilliant beauty."
Education:
PhD, Wilderness University
Languages:
Growl, Grunt, English
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AthleticAnna, 67

7'3" • Oregon Coast • Coastal Sasquatch
"Fitness enthusiast who loves morning runs through redwood groves and evening swims in hidden forest pools. Looking for an active partner to share outdoor adventures and healthy berry smoothies."
Activities:
Tree climbing, swimming
Diet:
Organic forest-to-table
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DramaticDouglas, 112

8'9" • Great Smoky Mountains • Theatre Sasquatch
"Former circus performer turned forest dweller. I specialize in dramatic entrances, interpretive dance, and elaborate mating calls. Seeking someone who appreciates the arts and isn't camera shy."
Special skills:
Acting, dramatic poses
Dream:
Cryptid Broadway show
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CaveArtCarl, 310

8'1" • Lascaux, France • European Wildman
"Artist specializing in cave paintings and berry-based pigments. My work has been called 'grunty' and 'primitive,' but I know it's genius. Seeking a muse who can appreciate my masterpieces."
Medium:
Charcoal, ochre
Inspirations:
Bison, solitude, shadows
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SwampySamantha, 95

7'5" • Louisiana Bayou • Skunk Ape
"Cajun queen with a love for spicy crawdads and slow, mossy nights. I have a distinctive, all-natural perfume that keeps the tourists away. Looking for a partner who can handle my spice."
Favorite food:
Alligator jerky
Hobby:
Weaving Spanish moss
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StoicStan, 450

9'5" • Mount Everest • Yeti
"I've seen empires rise and fall from my perch. Not much of a talker. I communicate through controlled avalanches and meaningful glares. Seeking a partner who enjoys comfortable silence."
Likes:
Snow, quiet, solitude
Dislikes:
Mountaineers, noise
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Stoned Sonic, 420

5'10" with a 2" inch lift kit • Mount Katahdin • Sasquatch
"I've seen empires rise and fall from my perch. I love to smoke weed and play music."
Likes:
Snow, quiet, solitude
Dislikes:
Mountaineers, noise