Success Stories & Featured Profiles

"We met on SasquatchOnly and bonded over our love of scaring hikers and collecting shiny objects. Now we have twin cubs and our own territory near Mt. Rainier! Best decision we ever made."

"Long-distance relationships are tough, but when you're both 9 feet tall and covered in white fur, you make it work! We video chat via satellite phone and meet at base camp every season."

"People said our natural musk would be too much together, but we prove that love conquers all smells! Planning a beautiful ceremony by the cypress trees next spring."

"Experienced cryptid seeking a nature-loving partner for long moonlit walks and territorial howling. I enjoy collecting pine cones, startling campers, and traditional wood-knocking. No hunters, please."

"Spiritual forest goddess seeking an enlightened cryptid companion. I practice meditation, herbalism, and interpretive howling. Must love crystal collecting and full moon rituals."

"Young at heart cryptid looking for adventure! I play guitar (carved from fallen trees), love 80s music, and have been known to photobomb hiking selfies. Seeking fun-loving forest friend!"

"Intellectual cryptid with PhD in Cryptozoology (correspondence course). Love deep conversations about forest ecology, mythology, and the best hiding spots from documentary crews. Seeking brilliant beauty."

"Fitness enthusiast who loves morning runs through redwood groves and evening swims in hidden forest pools. Looking for an active partner to share outdoor adventures and healthy berry smoothies."

"Former circus performer turned forest dweller. I specialize in dramatic entrances, interpretive dance, and elaborate mating calls. Seeking someone who appreciates the arts and isn't camera shy."